CLASSIC COMMERCIALS. There's an emergency. And there's no time to chase your partner out before they see you doing something so heinous and foul. Something that could change how they see you forever. God, it's a really bad case of the shits. Oh, I knew I shouldn't have taken the stupid shrimp tacos from that Guadalajara street vendor last night. Yo
I keep telling y'all every single time, every time we are in a transition of a new level of evil, Obama is always in the forefront. For my Christians who understand, this man is enthusiastic, he has charisma, everybody loves him. Remember, y'all keep talking about Donald Trump. It ain't about who all the Christians are supporting. It's about who th
Flock Cameras just accused us of committing a crime. This just happened and I'm pissed about it. And the local police department just repeatedly called my wife until she finally answered. They informed her that according to Flock Cameras, this truck was involved in a crime last night, despite it being parked right there all night. Because apparentl
I'm so sick and tired of everyone thinking I'm just a little boy. I'm not a little boy. I'm a big boy, a big man, a big dog, top dog in this house. Woof woof. No. Oh shit, mom called me a good boy.
A ship is stuck in thick ice on the Lena River. The hull shows draft marks: 3M 28, 32, 34, 36. The ice around the ship is cracking. The speaker notes that the ice has burst again and that this is fraught with cracks. The propeller is now visible and clear of ice. The speaker admires the propeller, noting its previous bronze/brass appearance and won
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