Forever thankful I grew up swimming in the dirty pond instead of the pool. How high's the water, mama? Two feet high and rising. How high's the water, papa? She said it's two feet high and rising. But we can make it to the road in a homemade boat 'cause that's the only thing we got left that'll float. It's already over all the wheat and oats, two f
What the f*** are you saying? It's the most bizarre headline. If Islam is so fantastic, why do Muslims always flee to Christian countries? Why? I'll tell you why, because why come to Christian countries? Why not go to Saudi or another Muslim country? Well, because Saudi Arabia actively prevents their Muslim neighbors from going there. And why does
Not exactly. Who threw the first punch? You don't wanna know. I wouldn't have asked you if I didn't wanna know. Well, it was something he said. What'd he say? You really don't wanna know. I really do wanna know. He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk. Kick the little fucker's ass.
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