Samuel, who is autistic and has Tourette's Syndrome, can perfectly imitate 50 birds. What's the hardest bird to do? Probably the barn swallow. How's that go? Do you ever think you might be a bird? Yeah.
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Gaie Houston
I want all of you to look at it!
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Gaie Houston
We're just going to take our pasta and put it in the pot. What we're going to do is if you just wait like, you know, five seconds, it's going to soften. Sometimes you got to help it along a little bit. And you always want to keep track of which side was sticking out because at the end we're going to compensate. I remember when I was a kid growing
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Mark Manson
I dropped a damn piece of sausage on the ground, then waited for some fucking ant to find it. It saw that big-ass chunk of sausage, got all excited, and ran the fuck off to report. While that little shit was off calling for backup, I snatched the sausage and swapped in a fucking rock. The ant squad showed the hell up only to find no sausage, just
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ROFL
loving, loving, loving... Welcome home!
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75 years, that's how much time you get if you're lucky, 75 years, 75 winters, 75 springtimes, 75 summers, and 75 autumns, when you look at it like that, there's not a lot of time, life is too fucking short to fuck
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