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SHE OUTSMARTED HIM PIZZA DOLLARS FORGOT PERFECT PLEASE Hi! I'm here to pick up a Big Alpine Pizza. Big Alpine? Okay, that'll be $20. Can you tell me which one's the $20 and which one's the $100? I forgot. Of course! This one is the $100 and that one is the $20. Perfect! Here's the $100. Give me $80 back, please.

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Do you like a little whiskey, ma'am? Certainly not.

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My dog always wants the car window down and ends up looking like a badminton shuttlecock 😂

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Firefly doesn't race other dogs

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When my girlfriend realizes that I've had the exact number of beers to bring out my Jar Jar Binks accent at her family BBQ

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

All of a sudden, now he's waiting for Congress to greenlight what he will do or wants to do? Come on. So, release the files. Release the files. Remake of that, Britton. Well, she was vice president of the United States for four years and part of an administration which had complete control of those files. And we never heard of Pete that I can reme

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