Somehow ended up in my house again. He's cute though, so it's alright. Chonky boy! Snacks! Now he's just making a mess.
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Jeremy Jordan
This covers a secret lock to a secret passageway. It said closed, but now it says open. That allows you to take this lock, switch it with a bag of sand. There's a secret chip in there that will allow that, once switched, to unlock the picture frame. And the picture frame has a hidden finger. A literal...
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Anthony Miller
Take it back to the club.
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Olivia Veqqie
If you had died tonight, me and the kids would have nothing. So I sat down on the bed next to her. And I reached in my pocket and pulled some keys out that she had never seen before. What are those keys? Those are the keys to my safe deposit box. Anything ever happen to me, you and the kids have everything you need in that box. And we hugged each
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Sophia Rich
I'm not talking about that, love. An orgy? I've never been part of an orgy before. Oh, me neither. But I will need to give it a try. Can I blow the tin man? Get the fuck out of here.
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ROFL
Надо мною тишина, небо полное огня, свет проходит с вас меня, и я свободен зла.
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