There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, get the fuck out of here.
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Zoe ZZZ
Right here you have an American socket. Canadian-American. Oh, but here you have a Chinese socket. Oh, so good.
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Sophia Rich
Samuel, who is autistic and has Tourette's Syndrome, can perfectly imitate 50 birds. What's the hardest bird to do? Probably the barn swallow. How's that go? Do you ever think you might be a bird? Yeah.
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Gaie Houston
I want all of you to look at it!
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Gaie Houston
We're just going to take our pasta and put it in the pot. What we're going to do is if you just wait like, you know, five seconds, it's going to soften. Sometimes you got to help it along a little bit. And you always want to keep track of which side was sticking out because at the end we're going to compensate. I remember when I was a kid growing
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