We need four tickets to the Bahamas, one-way. Next flight you got. There's a 10.50 flight to Freeport. Four one-way tickets are going to run you $360. Take it out of there. Okay, I'm going to need the names of the passengers. John Smith. And the other passengers, sir? John Smith. You're all John Smith? Everybody. I don't need to.
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Olivia Veqqie
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Joseph Mitchell
No, it's way too big. Oh my god, Kaylee! Come here, where's my hug at? Oh, it's so good to see you! Isaiah, this is my best friend, Kimmy. Not anymore. What? Why? Because he just wants to come with you. Are you serious? Yeah, he's right. Huh? Exactly. You wanna hook up with me? Of course he does! You think he'd rather hang out with you or with his
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Charlie Chocolate
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Mark Manson
I just came out of nothing to run back in because they come around to the grill now oh no it's around the cabin back up it's around the cabin man we still stuck hi tootie hi tootie you jump on jennifer hi tootie hi tootie hi tootie why not that gate go locked
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jojo9
I used to bartend, and this L.A. heifer walks in my bar. And I said, hi, honey, how are you? Can I get you something to drink? She goes, oh, my God, you sound awful. I said, with my voice all the time, she goes, oh, my God, how awful for you. Right? So I just walk the other end of the bar and start plotting her dead. And right then, y'all, she giv
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