We painted her house for $1!!! I was gonna see if we can get you put in the schedule for a paint job. With whose money? Excuse me? With whose money? I don't have any money to pay. It'd be for only a dollar. For a dollar? A dollar. Day 1: Scrape the home of any chipping paint! Day 2: Replace/re-nail any missing trim! Day 3: Re-caulk windows and any
Mossad agents broke into a Tehran warehouse and stole half a ton of Iran's nuclear secrets in one night. They smuggled it all the way to Israel. Iran did not even notice the archive was gone for weeks.
Ass wipes, also known as shit tickets, date back to 1857, when Sir Joseph Gayetty Shitsalot introduced the world to toilet paper. Before that, people would wipe their asses with leaves, rags, or old T-shirts. Today, the process starts with giant logs being fed into industrial wood chippers, eventually becoming the very thing you'll use after droppi
Lord, I can't stand alone without you. You are the reason why I'm still here. Let's see who would be the brave one who shares. Without God, I am nothing. Without God in my life, I would never have made it. If you're not ashamed of loving him, offer an Amen and pass this on to someone who needs it.
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