Well, I'd like to welcome you all to the phobia workshop. My name's Lee, and I actually have a phobia myself. I have a fear of the word which is spelt A-A-G-H exclamation mark. That word. Why don't you tell me a bit about yourselves, starting with you. Hi everyone, my name's Jim, and I have a fear of apologies. Sorry? Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, apologies. So
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Olivia Veqqie
He's in here, Dad. He's in here. It's Father. No, it's Cooper. He's possessed. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not possessed? That's exactly what a demon would want you to think. Oh, I don't actually think he's possessed. No, trust me. He is. He's possessed. Hurry! What the fuck? Untie me. See, look how angry he is. Could you hit me on th
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Isabella Lewis
This isn't a breakup. I've never been on my own. I need to know who I am alone, and I don't want to spend my life wondering what is. This is stupid. The minute you walk out of here, you're going to realize how much shit I do for you, and how great I am, and how much you need me, and you're going to start stalking me. And that's sad. This is going
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Charlie Chocolate
Let her try. What happened to me? We're not afraid. Not anymore.
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Joseph Mitchell
Mr. Home of Doom, I wanted a thank you. Mustard. I beg your pardon? Mustard. But I... MASTARD! Duh! WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
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jojo9
So pretty! Look at you! Aww! You're so good! How old are you? Are you at least this many? Yeah? How old are you? You're that many! You're so smart! You want to play a game on Daddy's phone? You want to play a game on Daddy's phone? She can play with my phone, right? Put your number on Daddy's phone! Come on!
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