Yeah, look at that shit, that shit was fucking real.
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Joseph Mitchell
What's this, boy? Ah! Honey, that's your fifth beer! And what of it? Oh my god, it's the guy from Fortnite! She's old, but she's still real! Ah!
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Jacob Junior
What are you doing? I'm just being you for the day. What do you mean? Flying video games, drinking a beer, having some snacks, just sitting around doing nothing. What are you doing? I'm being you for the day. Oh, really? So you think I just stand in the kitchen and stare out the window all day? No, I'm trying to think of ways to start an argument.
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Patricia Lee
My favorite joke. Everyone knows Dave. Dave was bragging to his boss one day. You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, Okay, Dave, how about Tom Cruise? No problem, boss. Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. So Dave and his boss fly out to Ho
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Gaie Houston
Sir, hey, you're assaulting us. That's assault there, buddy. If we did that to somebody, I know you'd be crying about it, right? Because you're called a hypocrite. You don't know how to be a man. You don't have any children, do you? You can't even take care of yourself, much less a child. You have no responsibility, no sense of virtue, no sense of
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