You know what the greatest trick in American politics is? They convinced working people that helping working people is fucking communism. Healthcare! Socialism! Affordable education! Socialism! Paid family leave! Oh Jesus Christ, get Stalin on the phone! But here's where this shit gets hilarious. We already have publicly funded services all over Am
RECHARGE YOUR SOUL. You don't have to answer every call. Sometimes the one that matters most is calling from somewhere a little quieter. Alarm goes off before the sun. Reach for the phone before the day's begun. Scroll through the worries, scroll through the news, before these old boots ever touch the ground. Running wide open from dawn till night.
Scare prank on my gf (she thinks she's home alone). Oh my god. Scaring my dad through the week: (Tuesday). Hey dad. Ah. God damn it. Happy birthday scare!!!! Happy birthday dad. Scare Prank Chronicles. What are you doing? Oh my god.
HALLOWEEN SHOP It's astounding, time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll. But listen closely, not for very much longer. I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time warp again. Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me and the void would be calling. Let's do the time warp again.
LOOK, IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE. A compilation of various people falling, tripping, and failing at different activities, accompanied by sounds of impact, laughter, gasps, and screams.
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