Hey guys, your tickets. F*** you! Guys! Guys, you did not pay your tickets. It's 1.50 per person. F*** up and drive! It's 1.50 per person. Didn't I tell you to sit down on your f***ing bus? Gentlemen, everyone on this bus has somewhere they have to be, and for some of us, it's urgent. So please resolve your issues and go drive the bus. Which I unde
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it
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