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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Is that that now, missus, that's that. If you're going to shoot me, you might want to tie your shoelaces first. Now, are you going to go to Meg's play or not? Yes. You like eating red carpet, tough guy? Yes. Say you like eating red carpet. I like eating red carpet. Giggity.

avatar Agni Gauss

The only way I learned my ABCs was by learning the names of all the guys my mom slept with. Art, Bob, Chet, Don, Ed, Frank, Gus, Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lew, Matt, Ned, Ox, Pat, Quint, Ron, Sam, Tom, Ulf, Vic, Walter, Xavier, Yaz and Zeke. Those are just some of the guys. There are lots of other guys.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
CHARLIE SHEEN QUAGMIRE

CHARLIE SHEEN QUAGMIRE

avatar Gaie Houston

POV: Bro comes back from Thailand. How good are you? You're back from Manila. You had lumpia for dinner. Then you made love to two Filipino women. And a man. You mean three Filipino women! No!

avatar Jacob Junior

You're still here? Yeah, after a wonderful night. I thought we could get some breakfast. Haha, clearly you're not familiar with how this works. See, you're supposed to be already gone. There's no breakfast here. Let me help you to the door.

avatar Isabella Lewis
college is overrated, im gon study coding at home and make 6 figgures

college is overrated, im gon study coding at home and make 6 figgures

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