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When you're trying to do your job and you hear your name brought up in a conversation

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I'm jealous of toddlers and their lack of social norms. Imagine seeing someone you don't want to talk to, and the second they open their mouth, you just scream

I'm jealous of toddlers and their lack of social norms. Imagine seeing someone you don't want to talk to, and the second they open their mouth, you just scream "NO" in their face and run away.

avatar John Paul
jordan @jordan_stratton Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before

jordan @jordan_stratton Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before

avatar John Paul
Them:

Them: "What do you do for a living?" Me: "I drink coffee and do my best, okay."

avatar Gaie Houston
Jane Austen is timeless because the line “I’m 27 years old, I’ve no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents and I’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published Pride and Prejudice in 1813.

Jane Austen is timeless because the line “I’m 27 years old, I’ve no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents and I’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published Pride and Prejudice in 1813.

avatar Jacob Junior

When you argued with your mom and you hear her telling your dad her version of the story (The only true thing in it is my name): Me:

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