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avatar John Paul
A burglar broke into our house last night. I didn't shoot him; I just put the red laser dot on his forehead. Our three cats did the rest.

A burglar broke into our house last night. I didn't shoot him; I just put the red laser dot on his forehead. Our three cats did the rest.

avatar Agni Gauss
burglar: aren't you gonna call the police?
me:
WE DON'T DO THAT AROUND HERE

burglar: aren't you gonna call the police? me: WE DON'T DO THAT AROUND HERE

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