All right, sir, regular slice. Merry Christmas to you. Thank you, but I don't celebrate Christmas. All right, so happy holiday. Eh, I don't celebrate any holiday. All right, so go fuck yourself. Why? Why not?
.@ChipotleTweets Not what i wanted to see. I got a burrito and didn’t expect to see a mini propane tank just wrapped in the tortilla when i unwrapped it. Mind you, this costed me 26$.
Please fix this Chipotle.
10 years ago when I worked in tech support, a frustrated customer called and this was literally the first thing that they said: "Can you please transfer me to the least-liked employee so I can make their day miserable?" 😭😭😭
Hey it's your Dasher. Be there in like 15 bc of the snow
Wow you're literally dashing through the snow lol
Are you in a one horse open sleigh?
I am in a 2018 Camry
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