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avatar Jacob Junior

She: "Did You eat my chocolate cake in the fridge?" Me: "No. I ate it in the living room."

avatar Olivia Veqqie

SO INSTEAD OF PAYING- INSTEAD OF PAYING $5.60? NO! INSTEAD OF PAYING $6.60 I PAID $5. OH... OKAY *MIMICKING* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SO $1.60 YOU SAVED? I'D HAVE GIVEN YOU $1.60 TO NOT TELL ME THAT STORY

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Gloria, how are you? Oh, a beautiful dress. I thank you, Phil. Okay. No, Phil. She says Phil, not Phil. Phil.

avatar Isabella Lewis

for them to sober up a little bit before they get to leave. Sober up a little bit before they get to leave. Are you also diabetic? No, I'm not diabetic. No, never. Any dental problem? Mike! They say they got dental problems. What did you say, Peter? This is a dental problem. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Thank you.

avatar Isabella Lewis

Bro, it's trying to make me clean all these dishes that I carry by myself. Do I have to get all this done in time? Yes, ma'am. I told the plot. By myself? Yes, what the hell do you think you apply for? What happens if I don't? You're biased. Fuck you think you apply for the job for? Fuck you crying for? Do the fucking dishes.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
did your parents teach you that you have to buy what you break?

yes?

Here's the full list of body parts and their cost:
- Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
- Scalp: $607
- Skull with Teeth: $1,200
- Shoulder: $500
- Coronary Artery: $1,525
- Heart: $119,000
- Liver: $157,000
- Hand and Forearm: $385
- Dip of Blood: ???

give me my money bitch

did your parents teach you that you have to buy what you break? yes? Here's the full list of body parts and their cost: - Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525 - Scalp: $607 - Skull with Teeth: $1,200 - Shoulder: $500 - Coronary Artery: $1,525 - Heart: $119,000 - Liver: $157,000 - Hand and Forearm: $385 - Dip of Blood: ??? give me my money bitch

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