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avatar Anthony Miller
IF YOU'RE DOING THE SOBER THING AND IT FEELS LIKE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK I DO, AND I THINK YOU'RE A ROCK STAR

IF YOU'RE DOING THE SOBER THING AND IT FEELS LIKE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK I DO, AND I THINK YOU'RE A ROCK STAR

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This guy was so friendly, baby. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I take a shot of whiskey every time I see a straight, white couple with kids of the same race on any sort of TV ad. I've been sober 9 years now

I take a shot of whiskey every time I see a straight, white couple with kids of the same race on any sort of TV ad. I've been sober 9 years now

avatar John Paul
I take a drink every time a straight white couple appears on a TV ad... (I'm five years sober today)

I take a drink every time a straight white couple appears on a TV ad... (I'm five years sober today)

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I WAS SOBER FOR 12 YEARS... - THEN I TURNED 13.

I WAS SOBER FOR 12 YEARS... - THEN I TURNED 13.

avatar Agni Gauss
AND WHAT IF YOUR FAMILY DON'T LIKE SOBRIETY? THEY LIKE... DRINKING?

AND WHAT IF YOUR FAMILY DON'T LIKE SOBRIETY? THEY LIKE... DRINKING?

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