The Fart Chart
Common Quack
Quacks can range from a mumble to a megaphone, but remember this duck always has really bad breath.
Butt Putt
More of a poking wind, it’s sort of cute and could easily be mistaken for a pixie popping bubble wrap.
Slide Whistle
High-pitched— or low like a trombone, no one’s dancing to these zigzagging notes, but everyone