lex 🦋 @lexknierim while bartending today, a guy comes in, hands me $40 & says “a woman in a green hat & black shirt is coming in later that’s a FOX. tell her drinks on me.” later she comes in & I tell her about it. she starts laughing & says “that was my husband” 😂 if that ain’t goals idk what is
Back in 2021, a guy my friend liked eventually asked her out. She tried playing hard to get and told him she was in a 4-years relationship, thinking he'd push harder. The guy backed off completely. My friend almost ran mad.
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.
ORGANIZATION,
i met a guy on csgo in 2014, he went to jail in 2019.. got out in 2024.. i told him ben shapiro went trans and showed him this chick and he lost his mind
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