John Paul

We all have that one friend! This guy wakes up every day looking for new ways to die. And somehow he never does. Monday. Steals honey, gets stung 106 times, doesn't die. Tuesday. Steals ostrich eggs. Mama ostrich kicks him and remember: an ostrich can kill a hyena with one kick. Still doesn't die. Wednesday. Climbs a tree, falls down. Doesn't die.