After 40 years of being married, Mrs. Smith turns the light on while we're in bed and finds me holding a vibrator. She goes fucking crazy and says, how could you lie to me all these years? I look her straight in the eye and say, I can explain the toy, now you explain the kids.
The American flag was put on the ground in Iran at an all-girls school wanting the students to step on it as they walked by. But instead, every single one of them noticed it and you can see them all purposely avoid stepping on it. With even one girl helping her friends walk around it, feeling that it would be wrong to do so, and showing their resp
The razor blade drops into a strange little box, and he starts pulling the strings back and forth. That's how sharpening used to work. This is a razor blade sharpener from the 1930s, during the Great Depression, when nothing was allowed to go to waste. Back then, razor blades were made from thick carbon steel. They dulled quickly, rusted easily, a
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