Average of 2,202 men per year go to the ER for a zipper injury to the penis. Fun fact, the left testicle hangs lower than the right on most men. If the right is lower, he's probably left-handed. There's no way. The left te- what? Is that true?
Write this down. The suspect is handsome, green, and innocent. Roko, I can't write that. Do it! The three officers in the back are just standing there eating donuts and looking confused. Roko! The truth! Send it to the chief of police immediately!
Is this your car? No. Whose car is this? We're filming Breaking Into Cars for a YouTube channel. No, but whose car is this? We don't know. We actually don't know. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Get out. What? Move away now. You gotta shut this up, man. You can't break into cars. No, but it's for our videos, though. Doesn't matter. Move. Listen
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