Cashier is fighting for his life. Hi, it's 9:58. Can I still order? Oh yeah, of course. What can I get for you? Can I have two large cheese pizzas, please? Yeah, of course. Ten veggie pockets. Ten veggie pockets. And uh, three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Anything else for you? Uh, can I have a ten mozzarella
10 years ago when I worked in tech support, a frustrated customer called and this was literally the first thing that they said: "Can you please transfer me to the least-liked employee so I can make their day miserable?"
Never took the game out of his glove. Ladies, would you like a baseball? And look at the girl in the middle. Oh, that's so sweet. That's not the game ball. Pretty slick. That is the play of the game. LEGENDARY MOVE
Bo Loudon @BoLoudon BREAKING: Suggestions that President Trump should put up a portrait of JESUS CHRIST in the Oval Office have gone viral. This is an INCREDIBLE idea! I give that to me, she. I do my best to do my part. Nothing in my pocket, so I'm up my sleeve. I keep my magic in my heart. Keep up your spirit. Keep up your faith, baby. I am counti
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