Hey, what are you doing? What do you mean? It's the San Francisco discount. Here, you want some? Oh, sure. I'll keep it under $900. What's with the excitement? Dude, you will not believe what happened last night. They only broke three of my car windows. Fuck, bro. How do you change shape? Dude, I did a lot of running back then. Did you do track? N
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Mark Manson
oh my oh my getting a robot off it off
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Isabella Lewis
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Anthony Miller
Oh look! Just like milk. You won't know the difference! Almost ready! Oh yummy, yummy chicken! That looks great! Nice chicken! Uh-oh.
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Anthony Miller
See you next, we in it, we can get the drum and pop and we don't care, it's going down cause I'm around, 56, you know how I get down, down, what up blood, what up cus, what up blood, what up gang, what up blood, what up cus, what up blood, what up gang, they say I walk around like I got an S on my chest, now that's Simeon, it's
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Olivia Veqqie
My name is Greg, and, uh, I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Greg! One fateful night, I, uh, got behind the wheel of my brand-new sports car, a blind drunk. I was responsible for the death of an innocent eight-year-old girl. What kind? What? What kind of car? You said you had a sports car. That's cool, but what kind? It was a Miata. Oh, come on! That's not a s
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