I got tired of annoying neighbors, so I bought an abandoned sea fort in the middle of the ocean. Step one: blast away a century of moss and seagull poop. Give it a fresh coat of paint and slap on some solar panels because even in isolation, I still need Wi-Fi. Inside, it looked like a literal horror movie set. I tossed out the haunted rusty beds, p
Me watching people peacefully making money illegally but I know if I try it God will use me as an example: Raindrops are falling on my head, and just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed, nothing seems to fit, those raindrops...
Fart corner. This is our fart corner. If you need to fart, simply come over here, fart. Take about 10 seconds. Get you a little spray going on, go sit down. Nobody's paying attention. Nobody cares. Nobody was worried about it. Teacher goes viral for her 'fart corner' to help kids feel less embarrassed.
I know that I am worth more than that, but I get lost when I think of you. Even when everything already pushes us away, I come back to where you are. If I dive into your gaze, I forget myself in your story. Even if I see too late that I'm moving forward in the fog, everything looks beautiful from afar, but I feel the emptiness in your hands. I stay
Surrender the virgin to me! I'll go willingly... just don't hurt me. What... have I done? Are you all right? Hey! I thought men were supposed to do the chasing! @logicbent
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