I was eating in a cafe when I noticed a stray cat staring at me through the window. Feeling bad, I gave her part of my sandwich—but she grabbed it and ran. The next day, she was waiting in the same spot again. I offered her chicken, but once more she snatched it and dashed away. Curious, I decided to follow her. She stopped at a storm drain and dro
Me to my future son on a random drunken Thursday night. The difference between a hero and a coward? There ain't no difference. Inside they're both exactly alike. Both scared of dying or getting hurt. But it's what the hero does. It makes him a hero. It's what the other guy doesn't do. It makes him a coward.
Use it on yourself, Joe. There's more than one bullet in here, Joe. Yeah, and second thought, maybe you should hold this, Cleveland. Are you really gonna just sit there? All people you've given you your whole life. You know, maybe Peter, you should hold this, Peter. Peter, you could get free tacos with me. It worked.
You can't get a bank account, you can't get a job, you can't lie, you can't get a loan, you can't buy tobacco, you can't buy alcohol, you can't even sign up for government benefits unless you have an ID. But somehow when it comes to voting, it is going to limit the ability for people to vote or they may not have an ID. And you're going, really? Bu
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
