I will pretend that I'm at the bar having a drink. You come up to me try to hit on me. Okay. Hey, good looking. Take your body handsome. I like that little beard you got going on there. I'm married, bitch!
6
0
0
Joseph Mitchell
I was in D.C. visiting one of our friends and we were just like this.
7
0
0
Gaie Houston
What?
1
0
0
Jacob Junior
.
7
0
0
Gaie Houston
Whatever you're eating right now, it probably shouldn't go in your face hole. Which hole should it go in? It goes in the square hole.
6
0
0
Gaie Houston
How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. But thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? Alrighty then.
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
