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No, officer, I wasn't doing 50 in a school town. I was doing 55. No, she wasn't. Yes, I was, honey. When he hit his lights, I looked at his pedometer. This car is so fast. My boyfriend took all the small equipment off and put in one of those illegal computer chips. He's headed up to 140. He fought over this repeatedly. I'll just go wait in your ca
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