Let's take me. Say I have a suspended driver's license and my tags aren't paid for. And I'm driving with my children and I get pulled over. And I could get a ticket or I could go to jail. And my son's in the backseat in his little baby seat. And when I get out of the car and the police officer comes over to me and I take off running. And then I'm
You look like the kind of guy who buys baby carrots just to suck on them. Yeah. Well, you look like you eat Snickers bars upside down just for the texture. Oh, man.
Every morning, we share breakfast together, just like this. He sits right beside me, every single morning, like it's always been that way. At night, he stays close to me. He always does. He's the only one I trust, the only one I feel safe with. I mean that. I don't have to explain myself.
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