Mom says I have to eat my vegetables if I want to get big. Oh yeah, I have to eat my vegetables to do that? You sure? 'Cause I know your ass didn't get that big eating no motherfucking vegetables! Mom took me into bed and whispered, "Don't let the bed bugs bite." Sleep tight. "Don't let the bed bugs bite." You just say, "Bed bugs crawling, biting m
This isn't just a tent. It's a skull-shaped camping fortress. A massive skull rising in the forest, crafted with glowing black fabric and a powerful frame. Camping just turned dark, bold, and unforgettable. Would you spend the night inside this skull tent?
What's the problem? - This your house?
No, I live in the next town over.
I just like to walk around in my robe.
Well, tighten your belt 'cause your boob's handing out.
You don't have permits for this job.
So? I'm not bothering anyone.
One of your neighbors complained.
Which one?
Oh, God. I am so sorry.
You can't just walk into my house.
You have no
This man struggled, his adopted retired German Shepherd during a walk. The old dog, slow due to arthritis, suddenly yanked the leash with the strength of a puppy. He dragged his owner across four lanes of busy traffic to get to a dirty homeless man sitting on the bench. The owner screamed, thinking the dog was attacking. The dog didn't bite. Instea
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