A burger bun with legs and arms 'poops' onto a plate. A head of lettuce with legs and arms dances and drops a leaf. A raw meat patty with legs and arms hangs from a bar and 'poops' a cooked patty onto the lettuce. A tomato with arms and legs hangs from a bar, bites off a slice, and drops it onto the patty. A pickle with arms and legs hangs from a b
CocoFun. So you're helping me? I'll crack the whole thing out, mate. No, I can't crack the whole thing out, my wife... What are you doing? You're not yet. Why are you out of your kitchen? I can't do it, can I? She's pushing me out. Oh my god, I can't breathe! Where are you? Are you alright? Oh my god, I can't breathe! Oh my god, my whole weight was
Hey, where are you from? From Mexico. Ah, little Mexican. You've never won a World Cup, right? Um, no. You've never won a war, right? But we have the best donkey meat in the world, dude. Ah, okay. Keep eating donkey dick. When you win a war, let us know. Kid, do you want more donkey dick?
Send this to the friend who never needed a reason to show up. The one who knew something was wrong before you had the courage to say it. The one who didn't ask for the perfect version of you. They just sat beside the broken one and made it feel a little less lonely. See, friendship ain't always loud. Sometimes it's a two-word text that says, "You g
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