Oh, cartons of camels are sure to plead. Besides, they look so handsome under Christmas trees. So easy to give, so good to get. Give camels the nation's favorite cigarette. Ho, ho, ho! It's gift packed, ready to give, with a space for your greeting. Come in here, beautiful. Have a cigar. You're gonna go far.
A Jew was talking to a Chinese doctor. So he says to him, I never thought we would get along like this. The Chinese doctor said, well, why not? He said, well, you know, Pearl Harbor. What Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese, not Japanese. Well, all you Orientals alike. Well, the Jews think the Titanic. Jews think the Titanic? He said, sure. Greenberg, Goldb
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A Jew was talking to a Chinese doctor. So he says to him, I never thought we would get along like this. The Chinese doctor said, well, why not? He said, well, you know, Pearl Harbor. What Pearl Harbor? I\'m Chinese, not Japanese. Well, all you Orientals alike. Well, the Jews think the Titanic. Jews think the Titanic? He said, sure. Greenberg, Goldb
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Why did the gay guy get fired from the sperm bank? Why? He was drinking on the job.
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