So I like to make a face when I get my driver's license photo taken. You're not allowed to in California. I know this because I called and I asked. And they said if you make a face, then they have to retake the photograph. If they have to do it three times, you don't get your license for the day. So I was really bummed. But then I came up with what
Aged like fine wine. It's the fourth time. They've taken the only bits of jewelry I had left. I'm sorry, Madam, but the honest truth is, there's very little chance of catching the person responsible. It's a sad fact that only 2% of burglaries are solved. But they left their fingerprints all over the wall. Oh, it won't help, Madam. They'll be long g
Your worst day as a plumber vs electrician. Oh, oh, oh, gross, oh my god, I need a hose. What the heck is that? Oh, oh my gosh, it's a child. Can you try flushing it again? Oh, oh my gosh, it's a child. I don't know, that doesn't quite smell like a gas leak to me.
A man on a motorcycle attempts to snatch a bag from a woman walking on the sidewalk. The woman resists, holding onto her bag, which causes the man to lose balance and fall off his motorcycle. The motorcycle also falls. The man struggles to pick up the motorcycle. A white pickup truck approaches and stops nearby. After a prolonged struggle, the man
A person holds a double leash. A black and white Border Collie picks up its own leash, then picks up the leash of a white Husky. The Border Collie then proceeds to walk both itself and the Husky, holding both leashes in its mouth, along a sidewalk next to a grassy area.
DOWN THE WIGGLE TAIL OOH ITCH SCRATCH OH SPOT THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S. Blow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you're trying to make that tail fall off. Ooh, got an itch, I'm trying to scratch 'em all. Oh, speed up. That's the spot. That's the spot. That's the spot.
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