Stop! Fucking stop! Fucking stop! Alright, alright, alright. No, fucking there it is, dude. I've got it. I've got it. Oh, come here. Don't go crazy. Nobody's ever gone to the bottom of the fucking rainbow. You can't catch a rainbow. He's gonna catch it, dude. Dude, I'm telling you. Get a goddamn picture. That is pretty true. I'm gonna bring you to
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Jacob Junior
Hi, I'd like to see a movie, please. Okay, great. Would you like that regular or organic? Uh, what's the difference? Well, a regular movie is one made entirely by AI, and an organic movie is one made entirely by human beings. Okay, uh, I'll take an organic movie then. Okay, that'll be $1,000. Wait, what? Why? That's so much money! Well, movies mad
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jojo9
Here's how I can tell the difference between a purebred duck and an inbred duck. This duck is purebred. And this duck is inbred.
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Patricia Lee
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Isabella Lewis
How many jelly beans in the jar? So the base of the jar is pi times radius squared. You are measuring the radius in centimeters, right? No, inches. That way the inch fractions work with pi as 22 over 7. You do not use 3.14 for pi? Oh, for crying out loud. There, zero. Okay, technically, that is correct. But you did not show your work. I will in ab
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Joseph Mitchell
I'll take a banana split. Okay, Daffy. One scoop vanilla, one strawberry, one chocolate, and now hot fudge. Only on some vanilla and chocolate. Regular fudge on the strawberry. Now some whipped cream. Now some nuts. This is the complicated part. No green sprinkles on the chocolate. Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry. But both no red sprinkles,
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