That moment when you call your mama and realize she's been working for the opps this whole time. Also, yeah. There you go. Mom, my card's in the back. Okay, but, um, so, so what, what happened? The lady say I cashed out myself, but me, my boss and we had a store full of customers we were standing, she was standing right there the entire time. So, o
You want to get in your car and you want to go to down to Buc-ee's in Saint Augustine, it's really none of the government's damn business if you're doing that, right? I mean, like let's just be clear. The best governor in America is working to protect privacy rights. I've called for legislation that will protect Floridians from allowing the state t
A man in a wine cellar uses heated metal tongs to open a wine bottle, but instead of the traditional method working smoothly, a toy Nerf gun is used to shoot the cork off.
We both died that day, but only one of us stopped breathing. I miss you every second of the day. I love you so much. I don't know how life is supposed to move forward without you! I keep saying I'm fine, but that's the biggest lie. I've been falling apart since the day you left me.
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