What do you think you're the coolest guy in the parking lot? And then this guy shows up. (Music: AC/DC - Back in Black) I'm back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back. Yes, I'm let loose, from the noose, that's kept me hanging around. I've been looking at the sky, 'cause it's getting me high. Forget the hearse, 'cause I
Note to self: Your neighbors do not find it amusing when you put on your renaissance outfit... ...and roll your wheelbarrow through the streets calling to "bring out yer dead!" at 7am.
Baby, your boss called today. She said you were fired. Fuck that bitch! I already did. You go back to your job on Monday. (Followed by sounds of laughter and a person falling from a chair).
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