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I filled the hot tub with Sea water. Sea water? Yeah, Maybe that clam of yours will open up then?

I filled the hot tub with Sea water. Sea water? Yeah, Maybe that clam of yours will open up then?

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If you die, I'll die with you. That's how much I love you. I can't even die in peace. CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your Life.

avatar Sophia Rich

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Michael, when men are hitting it from the back, what are they looking at? What are we looking at? Yeah, when you're back there and you're really getting after it, what are you focusing in on? What are you looking at? You don't wanna know. You don't wanna know what we're looking at. I wanna know. What are y

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How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.

avatar John Paul

I'm not a fan of watching sunsets, but I'll watch you go down. Horrifying my husband with dirty pick-up lines. What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period. Are you Draco Malfoy? Because you look like you Slytherin. It only takes four strokes to start my engine. Happy Thanksgiving! Can you turn me into a gravy boat? Jeez. I'm tired. Can I rest my

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