This ain't the Looney Tunes I ordered. I'm so tired, bro. Who the hell is knocking on my door at 8:00 PM? I'm coming, would you stop knocking like you're the fucking police? Who the hell is you? It's DoorDash, bitch! And boy, do I got quite the order for you, you bald bastard! Picture this, right? You get an order right to your door with a smile, a
Who controls the Democrat Party NOW? I had another amazing idea. So, like, maybe we can study the effects of global warming from the main source of all the heat in our solar system, the sun. Maybe I can convince Elon Musk, who is absolutely obsessed with me, by the way, to do something good with SpaceX and figure out a mission to the sun in order t
The worst mistake possible. Yeah, I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one that. We don't have a cow. We have a bull. I'll brush my teeth.
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