Career Day. So what do you all want to be when we grow up? I want to be an astronaut! A ballerina! What about you? I want to be a... Doritos farmer! You can't be a Doritos farmer! Oh, really? Astronaut, Ballerina, Fa. Doritos Nacho Cheese. Doritos.
REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD PUT THOSE PEANUTS AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LET ME I'M GONNA GET THE STEWARDESS RIGHT NOW. MA'AM IF MY PEANUTS ACROSS THE AISLE A CRUMB HAPPENS TO GET ON YOU AND YOU TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO VISIT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER AND YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER DIES. JUST MAYBE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S NOT MEANT TO BE ALIVE. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I
Girls: "We're out of alcohol time to call it a night" Boys sending out their least fucked up friend to go on a beer run: Once again, we send off my war rig to bring back gasoline from Gas Town and bullets from the Bullet Farm.
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