will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit. What? I have to give you my soul? Are you kidding? I have to give you my soul? Alison? I wish that I were married to Alison... and that I were very rich and very powerful. because this man took a pound of flour or sugar. I'll never have to look at your disgusting face again! You asked for rich and p
You want to know how against Trump I am? Sure. I got a fucking job, living in my car. Okay, no address, bitch. All right. Found out that my fucking employer voted for Trump, and guess who quit? I did. And then, okay, had this fucking guy, like all interested in me because I'm hot and young. Okay, cool. And was like, 'I have this fucking room that y
You've never heard of the most lethal combat team in the Vietnam War, and that's exactly the point. Over 10 months, six Marines deep in the Vietnamese jungle racked up 477 confirmed enemy kills and captures. Called in artillery strikes on entire North Vietnamese battalions, ambushed supply routes, and extracted intel that saved hundreds of American
Homeless dude humbled me in 3 seconds. I gave this homeless man $20 and said, 'Man, go get yourself something to eat.' And he turned around and said, 'Don't tell me what to do with my money.' A man throws food at another man at an outdoor cafe table.
of an entire province. They even invented the spy rig, a rope system that let helicopters snatch them straight up through triple canopy jungle with no landing zone. The enemy would be searching the ground while the Marines were already 200 feet in the air. So what happened to this unstoppable unit? They got disbanded. Not because they failed, not b
ring. GROK. SEEDANCE 2.0. KLING 3.0. I know you're in there. Look, I'm sorry I tied you up and beat you. I thought you'd like it as much as I did. If you don't open this door, I'm going to knock it down, then you're going to get it much worse than before. Open the fucking door! Fuck!
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