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avatar jojo9

Thank you.

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avatar John Paul

I want to find you now!

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avatar Agni Gauss
Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

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avatar Gaie Houston
A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID,

A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, "IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT." I REPLIED, "I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!"

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avatar Agni Gauss
MY BUTT fell asleep!
I know... I can hear it snoring

MY BUTT fell asleep! I know... I can hear it snoring

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