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avatar Gaie Houston
“Why do you keep throwing my phone over the fence??”

“Why do you keep throwing my phone over the fence??”

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avatar Mark Manson
Pff... Nice try, 'Unknown Number'. I barely answer the calls I recognize.

Pff... Nice try, 'Unknown Number'. I barely answer the calls I recognize.

avatar Sophia Rich

I don't know what made me do it, but one day I hung up and I'm sitting there going, hmm, I wonder if these things call out. So I pick up the phone and I hit, what do you do normally? You hit nine, right? Gives you an outside line. I hit nine. Got a dial phone. And the phone would ring. I'd pick it up and it'd be Joe. I'd go, what are you doing? I'

avatar John Paul
I almost dropped my phone on my soft carpeted floor but thank goodness I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead 😂😂

I almost dropped my phone on my soft carpeted floor but thank goodness I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead 😂😂

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I can't wait to be rich so I can live like this
I DON'T LIKE TO BE READILY AVAILABLE TO ANY HUMAN BEING AT ANY TIME.

I can't wait to be rich so I can live like this I DON'T LIKE TO BE READILY AVAILABLE TO ANY HUMAN BEING AT ANY TIME.

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