Me Lets go to that new Chinese place for dinner Girl had Chinese for lunch Me iy FUKU DEN
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DRUNK AS HELL Three men had a very late night drinking They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home The next day they all met for an early pint and compared notes about who was drunker the night before The first guy claims that he was the drunkest saying drove straight home and walked into the house As soon as got through the door blew chunks The second guy said You think that
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ist The Twist Vaio Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date Peggy Sue Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie Peggy Sues father suggests Why dont you kids go out and screw hear all of the kids are doing it Bobby is shocked Excuse me sir
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CANDY BAR A little boy and an old man are sitting on a park bench The little boy unwraps a candy bar and eats it Then he eats a second one And a third fourth and fifth The old man watching this says You shouldnt be eating so many candy bars You will ruin your teeth and get fat The little boy responded My Grandfather lived to be 102 years old The old man replied Did your Grandfather eat 5 candy bar
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