I'm not sure why people think I have a dark sense of humor. Toilet cameras are for research purposes only. Tampering with a toilet camera is punishable by up to 90 days in jail and/or a $5,000 fine. - me after placing another one of the stickers I made on an automatic flushing urinal.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Communists are finally making their move. I've been waiting and preparing for this for a long time. It's easy to be a Communist — All you have to do is say, "I'll give you everything," but that means you're taking it away from others that have earned it. Over thousands of years, that Ideology has not worked once
Elon Musk @elonmusk Texas Michael Dell @MichaelDell Today, with 97% approval, Dell shareholders voted to bring our legal home to Texas. This is home and where we've always belonged. Texas gave us the talent, the universities, and the environment to build something that lasts. Proud to make it official. Let's go.🤠 Jun 25, 2026, 3:51 PM
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