Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno.\nupdate: we got married
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ROFL
С годами внутренний голос вместо того, чтобы советовать и спорить, всё чаще забивается в угол и бормочет: «Боже, за что ты посадил меня в этого идиота!»
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Jeremy Jordan
Do you get it ? You are the carbon they want to reduce.
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Jacob Junior
"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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