I was at Barnes & Noble earlier and I asked if they had Donald Trump's new book on how to deport illegal immigrants. She immediately snapped "Get the f#ck outta here and don't come back!" I smiled and said, "Yes! That's the one! Do you have it in paperback?" (Image also contains a laughing emoji)
Full service wasn't extra. It was just service. The man pumped your gas. Checked your oil. Cleaned your windshield. Put air in your tires. Called your daddy "sir" and tipped his cap to your mama. You never got out of the car. And it didn't cost a penny more. That's how things used to be.
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