If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in the dirt, got your butt spanked, had 3 TV channels & had an outside antenna, school started with "The Pledge", had a bedtime, rode in back of pickup trucks, recorded songs from the radio using cassette tapes, drank from a hose, played in the creek, said sir and ma'am... and you still turned out
When someone tries to tell you it's too early for Halloween memes... A person in a Michael Myers mask shushes a woman who is wearing sunglasses and a pink tank top.
LIE #4: 'BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL'
For most of human history, breakfast didn't exist.
People rose with the sun. Worked. Hunted. Ate when food was available - often not until midday or evening.
Then you were convinced that skipping cereal would wreck your health.
The real danger wasn't skipping breakfast. It was nonstop eating. The sloga
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