Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid.
Prayer Lord, thank You for the gift of fellowship with my brothers and sisters in Christ. Help me to set aside selfishness and pride, and to pursue unity in the body of Christ. May our relationships reflect Your love, and may the world see the power of Your Spirit in the way we love and serve one another. In Jesus' name, amen.
My Prayer Abba, I can't express how grateful I am to You, Father, for the kindness of Your listening ear. I give You my gratitude and love on this day through the power of Jesus, my brother, and the mercy of Your pleading Holy Spirit. In Jesus' precious name, I pray. Amen.
And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us: And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him. 1 JOHN 5:14-15 DailyBible Lite
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
