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A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife You know we have a wonderful system at the firehouse Bell 1 rings and we all put our jackets on Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole Bell 3 rings and we are on the truck and ready to go So he continues From now on were going to run this house the same way When say Bell 1 want you to strip naked When say B
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